The oldest brother Danny Son knows how to live life to the fullest. By not paying attention to others, he makes his own path of awesome. While not being mauled by small critters, he tries to make time for his favorite activity, watching Republicans mock liberal Democrats on TV.
Jerry Son hates EVERYTHING! That includes YOU! Don't worry he is cool still. He will make you french toast and YOU WILL LIKE IT! He enjoys watching the TV for unfortunate news. It's his opium.
The young whippersnapper Jesse Son just wants to eat and PARTY! Not in that order. Sometimes he can do both at once! Raising the roof while eating a pizza! That is talent! Jesse Son has a hidden talent of controlling animals that no one else knows about.
Ninja Master is a ninja. What more do you want to know? If you don't know ninjas, you need to watch "Ask a Ninja." That is like his brother yo! Ninja Master is a master salesman also and was trained by the legendary Billy Mays. Beat that!

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